Monday, April 7, 2008

SWORDFISH - Password: Sweet Holy Fuck, did you know that Halle Berry shows her boobies?

REVIEW COMING SOON!

2 comments:

i'm f**king matt damon said...

"and you are?"
"I'm Ginger"
"Where's Gilligan?"

....two words.....terribly horrendous.

in my opinion this was the start of John Travolta's demise, playing a villain that he clearly is not cut out for. I would rather be tortured through various water boarding cycles than sit through Swordfish again. I respect Hugh Jackman as an actor but in this film his name should be Hugh Jassman, pittifuly poor performance. About the only thing worthwhile about this movie his Halle Berry's bare breasts whih are phenominal, I mean really phenominal. Unfortunately though they do not show them long enough and have to keep panning back and forth between Halle and Hugh Jassman. Anyway this movie is flat out terrible and has caused John Travolta to land such feature roles as The Punisher, Wild Hogs and Hairspray, all movies that I have not seen and that are about as cool as a bonner in sweatpants. Asusual Don Cheadle rocks. I would rather waste my time perfecting coloring in the lines than having to view this flick.

Rumor has it they are coming out with a collectors edition: Sworddick; The Movie That Cost Travolta His Acting Career.

any truth to this?

i'm f**king matt damon said...

I wish Halle Berry would bare her breasts in more films, they are ridiculous. One of the greatest sex scenes of all time (in my opinion of course) was when Halle and Billy B had a passionate moment at her one room project-ess bungalow. Her tits make the movie, if I was in the adult video business I would pay a substantial amount of money to has a cast of her breasts made, it would without a doubt be a number one seller for titty fucking. I love naked tits!!